Meatier than a mug of hot cereal
Thicker than you can ever fathom.
It's as if it defies gravity.
Prepare to be astounded by its thickness.
You'll need a wide-mouthed utensil for this thickness.
No other bowl of oatmeal comes close to this thickness.
- 04/13/01:39
- 'Girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ' YouTube